So after knowing nine thousand four hundred sixty three people, yes 9463 (don't worry you can calculate too, wait for it) I have realised there are not many types of us guys. Damn, The whole big dome that we have built claiming how complex and distinguished everyone is, all sham.
All I can reason it with is that as we grow up, we take forms of people we find inspiration in or even because we might be genetically tweaked to be like we are. Blame it on the genes or imitation, let's face it if you grew up fantasizing about Warren Buffet, you can't be Paris Hilton or if you went gaga over Mr. Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, you wouldn't be well let's not go there !
The bottom of the pot being, when 99 percent of our DNA make up is IDENTICAL then even nature doesn't give you the permission to brag about how UNIQUE you are ( unless you are one of those who are inspired by the Satanic bible haha and think you came into this world for different purposes ). So I have tortured my mind to think of prototypes that I have come across.
Warning: If you know me, please don't think who have I kept in my mind before penning something down; just give me a silent hypothetical high five in your mind. Let me start with some obvious ones: (feel free to attach prefixes; I'm kind of lazy) Mr/Ms/Mrs/...
"I know it all"
"I will deny everything others say"
"I came into this world to annoy others"
"I care about animals. Poor puppies, kittens."
"I'll take care of this/that/him/you/her/everything"
"My dad can buy you/your dad/ your dads family!"
"I took birth in 1921"
"I'll just act stupid even though you don't know smart I am"
"I laugh to make others crack up"
"I'll just grow out my hair and wear rugged clothes to be considered an artist"
"I judge people according to their grammar"
"I was the drummer for my school band, don't mess with me"
"I'll smudge my kohl liner in the eyes to be considered all goth"
"If someone overtakes my car, its their last day"
"I don't know how people get poor?" (Ok iv actually heard that, always cracks me up)
"I didn't get a job, I was born to be an entrepreneur yaaa"
"We need to work for the poor, let's file for an ngo (sipping cocktails at set'z)"
"I am a natural politician."
"I am super talented but will never say it, just show it" (love such people ! )
"I carry my camera everywhere."
"I have more pictures of myself than anything else"
"my laptop/ps3 is my world and I don't look beyond that"
"So many people in my life but I still feel alone"
"I don't remember faces/names/numbers"
"Do I know you?"
"Ill be cool if I can get 4-5 tattoos on my body"
"I'm so philosophical that I forget what I was saying half way through. life is sometimes...pause...lost"
"I can never be single"
"I know what he said to her, what she said to them, what they had to say about her.. ahhh"
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. so many more! go ahead ADD !
And about the number 9463, I know it just how birbal knew the number of crows in Akbar's kingdom. wink
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